A totally reasonable use of time, money, and electricity.
Check out this video of the world’s biggest display of Christmas lights.
Wasteful? What do you mean, “wasteful”? Don’t be such an Al Gore—it’s not like anyone ever died over oil! Besides, Australia hasn’t had to worry about energy ever since they learned to harvest endlessly renewable power from magical boomerang turbines that run day and night on wallaby kisses and kangaroo daydreams. And what else could this family spend $2500 a month on? No one’s needed food since Aussie scientists learned how to extract nutrients from Christmas cheer, and poverty was eradicated on the day the whole country simultaneously won the lottery—now every Australian awakens each day in his palatial mansion and floats on a cloud of fairy dust to his job at the giggle factory where he dances with enchanted koalas while Burl Ives plays the accordion. Face it—there is literally no better use for that money.
Call me a dewy-eyed dreamer, but I’m pretty sure that this is what Jesus would have wanted. I mean, at the end of the day, isn’t this what Christmas is all about—having more of something than anyone else in the world?
Watch the video below or on YouTube.
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